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About Ollivier Stories

You have probably come to this site because of boredom or curiosity, a cruel recommendation by a friend, or because Joe Ollivier bribed you.  These are short little stories written about life’s experiences – with emphasis on my own stupidity.

Upcoming Stories

February – Love Story (for Valentines)

March – Secrets

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Joe For President

Really, Joe For President, Really?

Well, sort of, although if I really think about it seriously, General William Tecumseh Sherman (remember his march across Georgia during the civil war) and I would have a lot in common.  Here is what he said when ask to run for President on the Republican Ticket.  He thundered, ”If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve.”

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Love Story

Do you know how hard it is to write a love story?  There are already about eight...

Pick & Roll

Pick and Roll is a basketball term.  Here’s how it works.  A guard with the...

Festivus for the Rest of Us

I considered faking my own death this year, just to avoid the Christmas Season –...

Redingus and the Golf Ball Factory

What, they had canceled the Dean Martin Tucson Open?  “Well not exactly, but they did...

Goats From Hell

Remember in grade school.  The story of Billy Goat Gruff?  Or singing the old song:...

The Honor Code Backslider

Now that I look back, I see that I slid backwards almost from my first day at BYU.  I...

The Coop

Kaboom!  My head bounced off the bedroom floor.  It was ten minutes to midnight.  Eyes...

Electrocution

“I had a farm in Idaho”.  Doesn’t exactly have the same ring of the opening lines...

Serfing

Serfing Drawn and Quartered. Ever wonder about that term – D and Q?  Somewhere along...

Cellars

Remember Psycho – Norman Bates – those final scenes – door bursting open, light...